Funny Money: Model Problems

“The [bad word] agency owes me $30,000 and they charged me [same bad word] five percent for an advance on this other job… which was,…
Read on“The [bad word] agency owes me $30,000 and they charged me [same bad word] five percent for an advance on this other job… which was,…
Read onTwice in my life, I’ve endeavored to unceremoniously chop off all of my hair. The first was in seventh grade, when I traveled to the…
Read onWhen it comes to clothing, I’m generally an equal opportunist. Marc Jacobs, go ahead and wear that kilt. Givenchy, I love that you’ve got Kayne…
Read onDay 1: I spend the morning in bed with two buddies, watching Friends reruns and drinking Swedish coffee, eating cheese on baguette. We have dinner…
Read onModeling has taken me to a number of glamorous locations: Paris, London, Ft. Lauderdale, Detroit, roadside hotels of Seattle suburbs. No matter the quality of…
Read onBlack cashmere dress, black jacket, black boots. I look narrow and nondescript, a luxurious blank slate. I brush my hair, flick my lashes with a…
Read onThe percentage of my life I have spent sitting in a closet surrounded by a herd of other half-naked models waiting for people to come…
Read onA man walks into a bar… and he’s wearing those shoes. You know, those shoes. The kind with the individually defined toes lauded by Paleo-diet…
Read onIt was 2006. I was sitting in my living room watching Giselle Bündchen zoom around Paris on an episode of MTV Cribs. She was at…
Read onThere’s a line of models standing along the wall near the windows, ranging ever so slightly within a spectrum that one would define as being…
Read onThe All Stars Kate Hudson (1 for 1) — Please come back. We won’t even care if you wear that Alexander McQueen dress again. In…
Read onThe snacks are ready. Drinks are in the cooler. You’ve got your favorites picked out. It’s almost The Big Day. Nope. Not your wedding, we’re…
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