“The [bad word] agency owes me $30,000 and they charged me [same bad word] five percent for an advance on this other job… which was,…
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Twice in my life, I’ve endeavored to unceremoniously chop off all of my hair. The first was in seventh grade, when I traveled to the…
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When it comes to clothing, I’m generally an equal opportunist. Marc Jacobs, go ahead and wear that kilt. Givenchy, I love that you’ve got Kayne…
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Day 1: I spend the morning in bed with two buddies, watching Friends reruns and drinking Swedish coffee, eating cheese on baguette. We have dinner…
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Modeling has taken me to a number of glamorous locations: Paris, London, Ft. Lauderdale, Detroit, roadside hotels of Seattle suburbs. No matter the quality of…
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Black cashmere dress, black jacket, black boots. I look narrow and nondescript, a luxurious blank slate. I brush my hair, flick my lashes with a…
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The percentage of my life I have spent sitting in a closet surrounded by a herd of other half-naked models waiting for people to come…
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A man walks into a bar… and he’s wearing those shoes. You know, those shoes. The kind with the individually defined toes lauded by Paleo-diet…
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It was 2006. I was sitting in my living room watching Giselle Bündchen zoom around Paris on an episode of MTV Cribs. She was at…
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There’s a line of models standing along the wall near the windows, ranging ever so slightly within a spectrum that one would define as being…
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The All Stars Kate Hudson (1 for 1) — Please come back. We won’t even care if you wear that Alexander McQueen dress again. In…
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The snacks are ready. Drinks are in the cooler. You’ve got your favorites picked out. It’s almost The Big Day. Nope. Not your wedding, we’re…
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