Even as a kid, the idea of entrapment was an unpleasant one, to the extent that I refused to sit on the inside of restaurant…
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Pushing myself away from the concrete, I stand on two wobbly legs, assessing the damage of my person. My left hand has fared the worst,…
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“Your parents… they live there?” We’re talking about the San Fernando Valley while we chug along the linear grid of Westchester towards Santa Monica. It’s…
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“She said yes!” In front of me is one of those horrible Instagram collage things that makes life look like a commercial for KIDS INCORPORATED,…
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I’ve never had a real job. Not really. I mean, there were the two years slinging smoothies at a juice bar, the two months working…
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“Will you take me to Paris with you?” This vaguely charming come-on has been lobbed at me by a slumping, shrugging drug addict with a…
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It’s 4:37 in the morning. I know for certain because I’ve just looked at my phone to confirm the fact that it is, indeed, the…
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I’m on my phone, typing the same text over and over again, erasing each time. I watch “One day you guys will understand what I’ve…
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Growing up, my grandma was, as I saw it, incredibly involved in the community. She weighed in on proposed bills, wrote to Congress, traveled to…
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There’s a party in the Hollywood Hills for a client of mine I haven’t worked for in nearly five years. I debate going, wondering who…
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I hate garages. Despise garages. If it were up to me, people wouldn’t have them. They would keep their cars outside, left to collect dust…
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This serves as another update… the plane coming in is delayed… once again, thank you for your awesome patience. At present, my patience feels less…
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