Someone gave me a plant last weekend for my birthday and it’s already dead. I watched it with a familiar confused hesitation as little dry…
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The moment I crammed my slightly wrinkled, vaguely damp, still-sort-of-smelling-like-the-airplane sweatshirt into my purse for the evening, I sensed the inevitability of this moment: Standing…
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Maybe it’s that I’m older now, but I’ve got this nasty little habit of being dreadfully hopeful when I meet a guy. In the back…
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Peace, serenity, inner calm. My two-year practice of Bikram yoga has provided me with a great many things, most of which have been a true…
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Apparently Nabisco has just wrapped up a two-month run with their “Cookie Dough” Oreo, which seems as grotesquely redundant as obesity-riddled America would presently demand.…
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The Secret came out when I was 22, just a young and impressionable girl in the throws of a very fickle career in the modeling…
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I write to you from the edge of my twenties, my last week before I hit the big 3-0, Monday, March 24th. As a kid,…
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“Yellow” came out when I was still in high school, back before I could drive, right about when I probably lost my virginity. I remember…
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Amy is hovering over me while I flip through the photos on my iPhone, passing tiny cubes of Brooklyn sunsets, Internet screengrabs, and a rather…
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They’re standing in the corner of a darkly lit room, two older men in the same v-neck cardigan pulled over a button-up shirt — the…
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Marco’s brought me over here on the pretense of meeting a dude. “You’ll like Nicholas,” he says. “Right up your alley.” In my “right up…
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Over the last six years, I’ve done my fair share of complaining about modeling. The weird bones that have presented themselves on my feet because…
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