ANYONE watching Viagra’s old-school TV commercials on mute would be hard pressed to guess that they’re peddling erectile dysfunction drugs. Featuring cheerful salt-and-pepper actors with…
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IT WAS early March, which doesn’t mean much to LA. When most sane cities are welcoming spring’s first fragile blossoms as they struggle through the…
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EVER yawn your way through the aisles of Best Buy while your significant other takes two hours picking out the perfect gadget? Ever felt like you…
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HORROR MOVIES are all the same. Five teenagers lost on a dark, isolated road. And there’s an escaped convict on the loose! Or a vengeful…
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MORE freelancing work. A pet rat. Swimming pools full of Kraft Mac & Cheese. Those are just a few things that this woman wants. Naturally,…
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DISCLAIMER: For research purposes, I’m currently bumping Meghan Trainor’s insanely catchy hit. On repeat. While wiggling around at my desk and throwing in the odd…
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AHH, AMERICAN GIRL.\That late 90s/early ’00s childhood craze that taught a generation of young girls the time-honored American traditions of loyalty, courage and spending 90…
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Note: A previous version of this post claimed that Chi Omega is a sorority at the University of Alabama at Birmingham, when it is in…
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OK. That’s a strong statement but hear me out. How many male bylines do you see attached to click-bait titles like “My Year of Having…
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EVERYONE talks about first periods, bra shopping, and losing your virginity like they’re the defining moments of womanhood. I don’t know about you, but actually the…
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE, or JLaw to her friends (read: all of America), has quite the resume. Starring roles in top-grossing blockbusters and critically-acclaimed indie films alike…
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IN FIRST GRADE grade I had a best friend named Krista. Her mom was the PE teacher and she had legs like spaghetti noodles that tapered off…
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