Welcome to Ask Him, a rare window into the psyche of the male mind, a chance to John Malkovich Joe Schmoe. This is where I’ll field all of those deep complex and potentially existential questions about men, men’s style, their grooming habits, amateur home improvement, bourbon, and how to decipher one-liner late night texts.
Why do people get depressed on gloomy days?– David Hey David— I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling depressed. I’ve definitely been there and can empathize.…
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The dude I am dating is a virgin. Not religious, but a virgin, and I don’t know what to do. Wait a second. I should…
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I recently learned about The Four Man Plan which stipulates that a lady have four men on dating rotation to avoid getting emotionally attached. As…
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Give it to me straight. What’s your–as representative for “him”– opinion about girls in drop-crotches? It won’t stop me from wearing them, but what are…
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I have a date tonight. My work friend and I have been arguing about whether it is appropriate or not to pregame for a first…
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At a recent dinner party I overheard some of my single friends gabbing about Tinder. “Grinder for straight people,” they said. Call me old-fashioned but…
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Truth be told, if we posted a photo of Chris (aka Ask Him) every time he shot a campaign, Lady Clever would just be photos…
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It’s wedding season, so my boyfriend and I are attending weddings left and right, but he won’t stop making under-the-breath comments about what a dated…
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Help. My dude takes longer than I do to get ready, and is constantly checking himself out in the mirror. I love him, but we…
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I live with my boyfriend, neither of us work. We are together basically 24/7. During the day he does his thing and I do mine,…
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What if he picks his nose in public? — Anonymous Honestly? His finger will eventually stretch out his nostril so that he looks like…
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Would a guy dump a girl if she kisses too hard? — Anonymous. Normally I would say something like, “It depends on the situation,” or…
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