Welcome to Ask Him, a rare window into the psyche of the male mind, a chance to John Malkovich Joe Schmoe. This is where I’ll field all of those deep complex and potentially existential questions about men, men’s style, their grooming habits, amateur home improvement, bourbon, and how to decipher one-liner late night texts.
NOTE: Scott changed all of the names in this piece to common stripper names, to protect the anonymity of affected parties and also for fun.…
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Q: My boyfriend and I have been together for a few months, and have been spending more time together recently in one another’s apartments. His…
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Q: Be honest: what is the least dick way to tell someone you don’t think it’s going to work after you’ve gone out on one date with…
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Q: I met a guy when I was out the other night, and we’ve gone out once since then (which was two nights ago). Is…
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Q: How long should you stay at a guy’s place after a one-night stand? How long is considered acceptable? Do you ask him to go…
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Sometimes my friends who do things other than write for a living ask me how they can get started writing. I tell to write as…
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Q: So I’m really into a guy at the gym. We’ve made eye contact and smile back to each other from time to time, but…
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Q: My guy is really into PDA. I’m not. At all. I find myself shirking away when he tries to kiss me in public, which…
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Q: My idea of a cocktail is still Smirnoff Ice. But I want to create a more adult home bar. Especially if I’m entertaining, or…
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Q: How many models is too many models for my boyfriend to follow on Instagram? I’m not jealous by nature, but at what point is…
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What do guys think about the “return” of pubic hair? Is it really a turn off? Is it really fair for dudes to compare beards…
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My sister just got engaged over the holidays. I know, I know, everyone got engaged. That’s not my problem. My problem is, I expected MY…
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