Whether you’re a native Angeleno or just visiting the city, most people have at least heard of the notorious LA Fashion District, which consists of…
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“Mr. Azimi? Follow me, the doctor will see you now.” I look up from the drab linoleum floor, eager beyond words to leave this little…
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Dear Lady Squatter, You are the problem. I know the cause of your toilet-centric neuroses stems from the concept of hundreds of bums resting upon…
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According to Ancestry.com, actor and eternal bachelor George Clooney is supposedly former President Abraham Lincoln’s half first-cousin five times removed. Try saying that tongue twister…
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While Christmas is long over (sigh), the same can’t quite be said for winter. With most of the entire country experiencing a deep freeze à…
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As each month passes, my kind becomes increasingly obsolete, a species on the verge of extinction. Our numbers dwindle, slowly at first and then more…
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You might be familiar with the fact that people occasionally get vaginal reconstructive surgery to make their lady parts more aesthetically and physically pleasing, and…
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If you’ve read any celebrity or professional athlete’s autobiography, then you’ve read a book that has been ghostwritten. Sounds eerie, doesn’t it? For those not…
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Whether your goal is to lose, gain or maintain weight it is important to know your energy needs. I’m no nutritionist or registered dietician but…
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DIY is the three-letter abbreviation that I hate most in the English language. I know it seems like it would be IRS, but that only…
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While they usually get hit the hardest, Santa and his elves weren’t the only folk busy with orders this past holiday season. Apparently, the fresh…
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Three years ago I dated an ambitious young train wreck who, along with whispering creepy nothings into my ear into the wee hours of the…
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