WHAT WERE you doing one year ago today? We’ve all asked ourselves that question at one point or another. Sometimes just for fun, other times…
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TIRED OF casting your line into the random depths of Tinder and coming up empty-handed? Or worse, having to release fish after fish that doesn’t…
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IT’S 9 p.m. and I am coming to grips with the fact that I am royally f’ed up, possibly unsalvageable. Though that should hardly come as…
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TO BE a freelance writer is not all cool, calm, and collecting checks. To succeed you need Drive (like Ryan Gosling), old-fashioned American Hustle (like Jennifer…
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EARLIER this month, Jen broke the news that she was kicking her candy habit (for a couple of days, at least) and had made the drastic…
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I WANT a good one who looks bad. That’s what I said to my mother as she passed me a napkin and knife with a laugh…
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IT starts innocently enough. You engage with a stranger in the comment section of a website about whether Tom Selleck is good at Ultimate Frisbee…
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JULY 2ND marked the very middle of 2014. Yep, as scary as that sounds, we’re halfway through the year already. My first thought when I…
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POT. DOPE. Weed. Bud. Chronic. The ganj. The list of monikers for marijuana goes on forever, but really, whatever you want to call it, it…
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MENSA, the elite society for geniuses is teaming up with Match.com to create a dating site that’s reserved for super-smart people only. Match.com claims that…
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Warning: Do not read on your lunch break. You may throw up. Last June, VICE ran a piece on “rosebud,” a recent trend in mainstream adult…
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The Gashlycrumb Tinies: or, After the Outing is an abecedarian book written by Edward Gorey, first published in 1963. It follows the story of 26 children all done in fairly…
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