Got dumped? Don’t have an immediate rebound to show off on Facebook and make your ex super jealous and regret the breakup? Rent-A-Rebound wants to…
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All the blood has begun to drain from my head, across my chest, through my arms, down my legs, and into my feet, where the…
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Keep it simple today and take some love lessons from little tots. The original source of this list is unknown so technically it could be…
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Here’s an exercise in imagination: picture what it would be like if all the holidays we celebrate during the year were exams. You have your…
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As each month passes, my kind becomes increasingly obsolete, a species on the verge of extinction. Our numbers dwindle, slowly at first and then more…
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We all know at least one gold digger. And while not all of them are willing to admit it, there are certain women who specifically…
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“Let’s just call it as it is,” my friend says to me. “He’s the married guy.” We’ve just spent the last hour talking about a…
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Tired of your parents pestering you about being single? Jealous of your friends that are all coupled up? Or are you simply too busy to…
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A friend and I sit on a badly made bench outside of a closed Italian restaurant, windows looking onto laminated gingham tablecloths and napkins folded…
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“Hey, Jenny. It’s ____________. Your friends gave me your phone number after you left. Give me a call or text me whenever. I’d like to…
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The saying ‘Familiarity breeds contempt’ might be dated, but it’s nevertheless true. The more you engage in a particular activity or expose yourself to a…
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“You seem like a person I shouldn’t leave my pets with, like, over the weekend. That’s just the vibe you’re putting off.” I knew I…
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