Tagged: clever

The "I Woke Up Like This" Lie

Let’s stop fooling ourselves. We wake up with bad breath and sleep in our eyes, and suggesting otherwise is just one extra long (unpainted) nail…

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Modeling: A Guidebook for Sucking

“Alright, I’ll take Henry, Nicole, Jenny, and Gina.” The casting director is peering over her glasses onto a clipboard, that familiar sheet of paper that…

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Stalk Me, Please

We’ve all had that friend. You know, the one who always complains about being “stalked”* by some guy that she went on a few dates…

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