If you’re planning to retire in China, good luck. As the surly bouncer that decides who gets to go behind the velvet ropes of that…
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Dear Lady Squatter, You are the problem. I know the cause of your toilet-centric neuroses stems from the concept of hundreds of bums resting upon…
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According to Ancestry.com, actor and eternal bachelor George Clooney is supposedly former President Abraham Lincoln’s half first-cousin five times removed. Try saying that tongue twister…
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I live in the heart of downtown LA, just north of the Convention Center. It seems like every other week I’m stuck in traffic while…
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Toyota Prius, step aside. There’s a new car in town. Introducing the FCV (Fuel Cell Vehicle). Also made by Toyota, this vehicle is powered solely…
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As each month passes, my kind becomes increasingly obsolete, a species on the verge of extinction. Our numbers dwindle, slowly at first and then more…
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If you’ve read any celebrity or professional athlete’s autobiography, then you’ve read a book that has been ghostwritten. Sounds eerie, doesn’t it? For those not…
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DIY is the three-letter abbreviation that I hate most in the English language. I know it seems like it would be IRS, but that only…
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While they usually get hit the hardest, Santa and his elves weren’t the only folk busy with orders this past holiday season. Apparently, the fresh…
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Three years ago I dated an ambitious young train wreck who, along with whispering creepy nothings into my ear into the wee hours of the…
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Our Ask Him takes a little detour this week to address the following submission: Q: Gonna turn your Q&A section up with some T&A. SO.…
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We all know at least one gold digger. And while not all of them are willing to admit it, there are certain women who specifically…
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