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One of Many: Dimes and Dozens

There’s no sign-in sheet. Which is bad, you know, because there’s already about forty-five girls here, all in roughly the same make and model: thin,…

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Is It Really Good to Be Bad?

The English language is confusing as hell. Take it from someone who’s studied the language and its usage for most of his adult life. Unintuitive…

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Shia LaBeouf Should Love This

So Shia took to his Twitter to explain his not-so-epigrammatic stint with plagiarism, claiming it was all in the name of meta-performance art or some…

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Your Boobs: There's Hope

I stand in vague, slightly embarrassed shock. For the first time since I turned 12 and started shopping (entirely needlessly) for bras, I have been…

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100 Years Until Retirement

If you’re planning to retire in China, good luck. As the surly bouncer that decides who gets to go behind the velvet ropes of that…

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