There, just through the leafy foliage of a potted plant, past the shifting shoulders of the restaurant’s patrons, sits That Guy… That Guy in That…
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For a long time, I’d convinced myself that I would never be an optimist. Every time that I met someone who had an unwavering positive…
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I had a pretty serious odor dilemma that I needed to attack with a green clean. In the earliest stages of crisis management after a fire…
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If we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past, then so does Fitzgerald’s most noted work. We can’t seem to…
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We knew we had to get out. My boyfriend was going to rush to the other end of the building to see if he could…
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The mundane on-goings of Lindsay Lohan as a decadent perpetual defendant keep clamoring for the spotlight and somehow getting it. And the newest media buzz…
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If Friday is your second favorite F word, then read on. The evolution of written profanity began roughly in the sixteenth century. William Shakespeare was…
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Between my feet are two perfectly cylindrical teardrops, a pair of emerald stains on the slate floors of this bathroom. I’m sitting on the toilet,…
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When she isn’t writing for Lady Clever, jetting (minus the setting) to modeling jobs, or drowning her sorrows, Jenny Bahn is busy looking for love,…
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After Fox made a terrible mistake, Netflix got a stew going with “Arrested Development” creator Mitchell Hurwitz. The public outcry about the peculiar comedy’s cancellation has…
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“God, I’m so exhausted.” A very beautiful brunette has plopped down on the velvet sofa adjacent to me, her long legs in a pair of…
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Want a sampling of the highly anticipated The Great Gatsby soundtrack? In a maddening/brilliant ploy InterscopeGeffenAM released 30 second clips of the soundtrack. It’s just…
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