I’m what some would refer to as a TCK – a Third Culture Kid. By definition, a TCK is “a person who has spent a…
So Shia took to his Twitter to explain his not-so-epigrammatic stint with plagiarism, claiming it was all in the name of meta-performance art or some…
If you’re planning to retire in China, good luck. As the surly bouncer that decides who gets to go behind the velvet ropes of that…
Dear Lady Squatter, You are the problem. I know the cause of your toilet-centric neuroses stems from the concept of hundreds of bums resting upon…
According to Ancestry.com, actor and eternal bachelor George Clooney is supposedly former President Abraham Lincoln’s half first-cousin five times removed. Try saying that tongue twister…
I live in the heart of downtown LA, just north of the Convention Center. It seems like every other week I’m stuck in traffic while…
Toyota Prius, step aside. There’s a new car in town. Introducing the FCV (Fuel Cell Vehicle). Also made by Toyota, this vehicle is powered solely…
As each month passes, my kind becomes increasingly obsolete, a species on the verge of extinction. Our numbers dwindle, slowly at first and then more…
If you’ve read any celebrity or professional athlete’s autobiography, then you’ve read a book that has been ghostwritten. Sounds eerie, doesn’t it? For those not…
DIY is the three-letter abbreviation that I hate most in the English language. I know it seems like it would be IRS, but that only…
While they usually get hit the hardest, Santa and his elves weren’t the only folk busy with orders this past holiday season. Apparently, the fresh…
Three years ago I dated an ambitious young train wreck who, along with whispering creepy nothings into my ear into the wee hours of the…
