I WANT a good one who looks bad. That’s what I said to my mother as she passed me a napkin and knife with a laugh…
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IT starts innocently enough. You engage with a stranger in the comment section of a website about whether Tom Selleck is good at Ultimate Frisbee…
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JULY 2ND marked the very middle of 2014. Yep, as scary as that sounds, we’re halfway through the year already. My first thought when I…
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POT. DOPE. Weed. Bud. Chronic. The ganj. The list of monikers for marijuana goes on forever, but really, whatever you want to call it, it…
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MENSA, the elite society for geniuses is teaming up with Match.com to create a dating site that’s reserved for super-smart people only. Match.com claims that…
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Warning: Do not read on your lunch break. You may throw up. Last June, VICE ran a piece on “rosebud,” a recent trend in mainstream adult…
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The Gashlycrumb Tinies: or, After the Outing is an abecedarian book written by Edward Gorey, first published in 1963. It follows the story of 26 children all done in fairly…
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YOUNG people are great. They’re full of curiosity, creativity, and energy. The world hasn’t yet become a cynical death trap for them, and they’re not 30…
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STILL PINING after your ex and spending sleepless nights in his old T-shirt? He might be long gone, but for a mere $5,000, Match.com is willing to…
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JULY 4th makes me think about fireworks, hot dogs, beers, bomb pops, and sparklers. For 26 years I spent my Fourth of July indulging in at least…
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THIS is why you never believe the tabloids. Just last week there were low grumblings that super-babe Khloe Kardashian and new beau French Montana were…
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THERE ISN’T a week that goes by that I don’t receive a Facebook message or see an e-mail in my inbox that turns out to…
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