MY GREASY HAIR is slicked back by a shiny black headband and pulled into a ponytail. No makeup, just a giant pair of dark sunnies to obscure…
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“You’re way too pretty to not be knocked up.” This was the romantic one-liner I received on OKCupid two years ago. It was also the message…
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Or: Purple-Stained Teeth Should Be An Occasional Occurrence, Not a Lifestyle LIKE polished mahogany or elbow patches, wine instantly evokes class. You’d be hard-pressed to…
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE: online dating isn’t the lonely heart’s cure-all we might think it is. Do we still think it is? I thought we had already…
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IT WAS early March, which doesn’t mean much to LA. When most sane cities are welcoming spring’s first fragile blossoms as they struggle through the…
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WHEN relationship counselor John Grey wrote in the 90s that “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus,” he only got half of it right.…
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HORROR MOVIES are all the same. Five teenagers lost on a dark, isolated road. And there’s an escaped convict on the loose! Or a vengeful…
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DISCLAIMER: For research purposes, I’m currently bumping Meghan Trainor’s insanely catchy hit. On repeat. While wiggling around at my desk and throwing in the odd…
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A NEW STUDY from the English vitamin company Healthspan claims that “Women spend 10 days every year ‘grumpy.’“ Stop the presses right there. Women, myself included, spend…
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THE SCENE: It’s the morning after a night out with the girls. Things started pretty calmly with wine but progressed to tequila when you ran…
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A RECENT STUDY, published by The Movoto Real Estate Blog, ranked the “10 most stressed out suburbs in America,” and Santa Monica, California came in…
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SEXUALLY ACTIVE people of the world, rejoice! Soon, you’ll be able to get your freak on with just a little bit more peace of mind.…
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