MESSAGE SENT, no response received. We’ve all been here, on Tinder, on our phones, with email, OKCupid, Tumblr, etc. etc. When it involves romance or…
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IT’S NO SECRET that people turn to retail therapy from time to time, the consequences of which can vary dramatically depending on how crazy you…
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SEXISM: now pocket-sized! Except if you’re a woman, in which case, your pockets probably aren’t big enough, so you’ll have to stuff it in your…
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WE ALL HAVE a lover or two in our past who we’re thrilled isn’t in our present, whether it’s someone we still think about occasionally…
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ACHING for a giant rock of an engagement ring? Maybe you should think again. A recent study carried out in the U.S. has found a…
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“Sexy corn” is an actual Halloween costume that exists, which makes me very unsure if this is a world I want to live in anymore.…
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HAS IT BEEN so long since you’ve worn something that needs to be dry-cleaned that you can’t remember the last time you wore a sexy…
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LOOK! It’s a list! Basic b*tches love lists! Or not. Or maybe. Or WHATEVER. I’d venture to say everyone likes what has been popularly defined…
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I STARTED SEEING my current therapist about a year ago. Talking about my “therapist” makes me feel like kind of an asshole because half of…
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MY GREASY HAIR is slicked back by a shiny black headband and pulled into a ponytail. No makeup, just a giant pair of dark sunnies to obscure…
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“You’re way too pretty to not be knocked up.” This was the romantic one-liner I received on OKCupid two years ago. It was also the message…
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Or: Purple-Stained Teeth Should Be An Occasional Occurrence, Not a Lifestyle LIKE polished mahogany or elbow patches, wine instantly evokes class. You’d be hard-pressed to…
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