“Sexy corn” is an actual Halloween costume that exists, which makes me very unsure if this is a world I want to live in anymore.…
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HAS IT BEEN so long since you’ve worn something that needs to be dry-cleaned that you can’t remember the last time you wore a sexy…
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LOOK! It’s a list! Basic b*tches love lists! Or not. Or maybe. Or WHATEVER. I’d venture to say everyone likes what has been popularly defined…
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I STARTED SEEING my current therapist about a year ago. Talking about my “therapist” makes me feel like kind of an asshole because half of…
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MY GREASY HAIR is slicked back by a shiny black headband and pulled into a ponytail. No makeup, just a giant pair of dark sunnies to obscure…
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“You’re way too pretty to not be knocked up.” This was the romantic one-liner I received on OKCupid two years ago. It was also the message…
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Or: Purple-Stained Teeth Should Be An Occasional Occurrence, Not a Lifestyle LIKE polished mahogany or elbow patches, wine instantly evokes class. You’d be hard-pressed to…
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE: online dating isn’t the lonely heart’s cure-all we might think it is. Do we still think it is? I thought we had already…
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IT WAS early March, which doesn’t mean much to LA. When most sane cities are welcoming spring’s first fragile blossoms as they struggle through the…
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WHEN relationship counselor John Grey wrote in the 90s that “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus,” he only got half of it right.…
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HORROR MOVIES are all the same. Five teenagers lost on a dark, isolated road. And there’s an escaped convict on the loose! Or a vengeful…
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DISCLAIMER: For research purposes, I’m currently bumping Meghan Trainor’s insanely catchy hit. On repeat. While wiggling around at my desk and throwing in the odd…
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